Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Royal Wardrobe Malfunction



Poor Kate Middleton aka HRH Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, it’s been discovered that she is a fashion rebel, or at least an unco-operative one. How dare she behave like every woman in the world and have favourite dresses that she wears more than once. It’s also damned outrageous to see a daughter borrowing clothes from her mother, this means that she has a normal relationship with the woman who raised her. I suspect that when the whole story comes out, we will find that her mother may not have even realised the dress in question was missing from her walk-in robe and that Kate will get an earful about respect for others, dry cleaning bills and asking permission first.

Kate obviously needs to understand that she is rightly being criticised by the press and fashion mavens because they demand a new outfit in every single photograph because otherwise they will have a huge file room of images of the Duchess in the same dress and the photo editor and papparazzi will be out of a job. Besides, Catherine should be behaving like a model who only borrows highly uncomfortable and anorexic fascist designed clothes worth thousands of dollars, and has nothing in her wardrobe except bikinis and jeans. The Duchess should know by now that over the top spending, feeding feelings of insecurity by becoming a clotheshorse on high fashion rotation, and giving up colours that she adores and outfits that have memories and make her happy, is forbidden, now she has to please the publishers of magazines and tabloids. For shame on her.

We must start an online petition demanding that she never wear any piece of clothing twice, including her underwear. And don’t even get me started on shoes! While we’re at it, damn austerity and personal preference, she doesn’t have the right to please herself and actually have a fondness for her clothes as old friends. She must understand that we demand out of control insecurity and psychological depression spending from her, and Kate must really work at destroying her relationship with her mother, and whilst she’s at it, her sister too. Her wardrobe alternatives must be cut off and denied to her. Afterall, who does she think she is? Anyone would think she is a middle class woman of thirty with a style of her own and clothes to match. Spend, spend, spend should be her new mantra, otherwise, how are the tabloids to create a thrilling backlash against her and her husband for their profligate ways?
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22 comments:

  1. Love you work Jacqueline xo :-) hahaha

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  2. Hear, Hear Jackie!

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  3. Are they trying to kill the girl like they did Lady Di! can't believe they are criticizing her clothes when she is saving big bucks and being norml! Well said and funny. Anita

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  4. What will happen when Kate turns bulimic. anyway the dress looked fab on her and her mother needs a better bra anyway. So write you are in the blog! thanks for writing it. Susie C

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  5. Love your writing Jacquline. Funny and true. Angela, Dunedin NZ

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  6. nice topic Jacquline
    I really was thinking about why people so obsessed about Kate, today I found why by your blog, people do not have other subject and it is nice to make posts on popular Figure and make a view about things that is not our business.thank you for mind opining post

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  7. she is so fashionable and i like it..
    :)

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    1. The Star, Friday August 3, 2012:
      Yes, I'm married to Raja Bahrin, says singer Noryn Aziz.


      The prince has married a new singer in 2010. But more than 20 years ago, he had married Elmi Salleh, a less than successful nightclub singer and subsequently divorced Jacqueline.
      Is he a polygamous man?

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    2. Yes, he is. He has had multiple wives of whom I am aware. At least 5 or 6. He was divorced from the adopted daughter to the late Chief Minister to Sabah who was a student, two years prior to his marriage to me.
      Jacqueline

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  8. Dear Jacqueline,


    ........I finish your book now,I buy the book 2 days ago,befor this I didn't fired about you story..... I' m not very happy whit the end,I make some google research and I discover that you find yor kids after 14 year.....I see some pictures whit they married in the cultures of father.........I hope only they are happy .
    YOU are a GREAT women and mother.
    God bless you.

    Cristina
    ( European / Romania mother 2 kids.

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  9. I want to read your second book, Since I was a Princess but couldn't get it since all your books had been banned in Malaysia. So how I can get it?

    Thank you.

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  10. I want to read your second book, Since I was a Princess but couldn't get it since all your books had been banned in Malaysia.
    How I could get it?

    Thank you.

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    1. Hello, I believe that all my books are available on Amazon in hard copy, Amazon Kindle and iBooks for ipad.

      REgards,

      Jacqueline

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  11. Congratulations, you have become a grandmother. Twenty years after 'kidnapping' ordeal.


    from Terengganu

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  12. WE MET AT A YAnvah event 2 years ago i dont know if you remember i asked your 4 questions and you hugged me it was the best day of my life i wanted to ask you a 5th question about your ex husbAnd but never had the guts you gave me your email address i wrote to yoou but never wrote back
    theres some nasty stuff written about you on line how do u handle it why dont you ever fight back

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  13. It is very interesting for me to read that article. Thank author for it. I like such topics and everything connected to this matter. I definitely want to read more soon.

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  14. please forgive me by my grammatical errors but i'm not english =)

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  15. hi jacqueline i readed your first book but i'm reserching again your sequel, i ask you about the lifes of shah and iddin

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